However, a bizarre ritual involving the ancient Wood Beast finally makes Xandir acknowledge that he is, in fact, a homosexual. Captain Hero suggests that Xandir is gay, which Xandir denies despite several 'gay tests' confirming it. The housemates are given a new sewing machine, and no one is more excited about it than Xandir. Spanky sees that Ling-Ling has a special talent for sewing and drives him as a slave who makes sneakers.
Xandir realizes that he's gay and tries denying that it's true.
